My eyes! My eyes!

That wasp picture!!

The horror!!!!

In her home!!

Oh god, my skin is crawling. WORST NIGHTMARE!!

I can’t even reblog it because that is not allowed on my blog.

I would really like it if someone brought me ice cream

You would be my new favorite person.



People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

The swimming pool temporarily effed me up..

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ZUHAIR MURAD Fall RTW 2014/2015


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Ha. Panda does muscleups better than the crossfit crew lol


Ha. Panda does muscleups better than the crossfit crew lol

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31 Life-Changing Gifts For Ice Cream Lovers


I would just cut into the paper bottom on that Ben and Jerry’s one. Check. Mate.

All things specifically marketed to me???

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Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

Just stahppppp

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There is a neighborhood block party going on behind my building

The music is loud. So very loud. Thumping bass and horrible 90s hip hop for the last 4 hours, non-stop.

I have to be up at 545. I have rage.

I was tagged… She got me!

    •    Rule 1: Always post the rules
    •    Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 9 new ones.
    •    Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to this post. 
    •    Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.

I was tagged by the wonderful and sexy andribbonsofeuphoria so clearly I have to do it because she likes me! She really likes me! 

1. Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?  I’m a smoooooooooth operator!  I have weird food consistency issues and nuts in things basically tops the list of food no-nos. 

2. A scent that reminds you of your childhood.  This is a tough one… I think lavender is a pretty strong one because it was my grandmother’s favorite and her house always smelled like it but I also love the smell of freshly mowed grass because summers were my favorite. 

3. The first album you ever purchased with your own money. Okay well it was a cassette tape and it was the soundtrack for Friends.  I listened to it on my walkman as I fell asleep at night staring at the ceiling and thinking about what my life will be like when I’m single and living in the “Big City”… let’s just say it’s not quite what I imagined but it certainly doesn’t suck.

4. A luxury you would indulge in if money was a non-issue.  Travel. Hands down, I would travel the world many times over. I have a list of places that I MUST visit before I die. 

5. Something you refuse to put in your mouth.  Carrots. I hate carrots. 

6. Favorite board game.  I am one of the most competitive people you’ll meet when it comes to board games.  I love them all but I’m always down for Clue. 

7. A famous sex symbol that you just don’t get.  Anyone who is shaped like a stick.  Or I look at them and I can’t figure out where they keep their organs. 

8. Worst date ever.  I’m going to be honest and I don’t think I’ve really ever had a bad date… I know, I know, I’m lucky that way. 

9. Best date ever.  It was my first official date with my boy, nothing crazy - just dinner and drinks with friends afterwards.  What made it the best would probably seem so normal to the casual observer.  We laughed, we talked, we laughed a lot more.  We shared great food and found things we liked and disliked.  We held hands across the table and had some pretty intense eye contact.  We laughed even more with my friends afterwards and then we went back to my place and ripped each other’s clothes off.  It was perfect. 

Now I’m supposed to think of 9 new questions and tag people… here goes: 

1. If you could have any pet, domestic or exotic, what would it be and what would you name it?

2. What is one thing you’ll never understand about the opposite sex? 

3. If you had to pick a superpower, what would it be? 

4. What’s your favorite snack food? 

5. What is your dream destination?

6. Who would play you in a movie based on your life?

7. Which TV character did you most relate to as a child? 

8. When you fly, do you prefer window, aisle, or are you one of the strange people who like to sit in the middle? 

9. What’s your favorite quote? 

Ok so I apologize if you have already done this (and if so, you don’t have to do it again or if you just don’t want to do it, that’s okay too) but I’m tagging spoonfullofsassy, section9, confusementation, jenandtonicdirtydeedsdyan, theunionpacific, suicidecasanova, receiver, civilintentions-dangerousdesires, cawfeetalk, bourbonandabrunette

Go forth and answer! 




The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

This turned my perspective on the whole thing right around, I must say.

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The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

These are even funnier now that my parents are being walled in a zombie safe zone. 


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