I swear I’m not super egotistical!

My phone likes to tell me something never posted then post all my attempts at one time!!

Blargh, sorry for the spam of my face!

I feel a bit like a 1950s housewife today… Complete with the heels and flouncy skirt!

Don’t ask me to make you dinner though.

(Reblogged from bobbycaputo)

When you wake up and look like The Winter Soldier then I think that means you should stay in bed just a little bit longer…




we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

you probably misunderstood this post

(Reblogged from emilyisabell)



I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

(Reblogged from dutchster)


Relationship goals

(Reblogged from thatswhatclonesdo)

I’m a godmother!! :) everyone meet Connor Rex Emerson! So proud of my bestie!! (at Abington Memorial Hospital (Labor & Delivery))

BBQ and wine in my hot pink margarita chair… #iminheaven

Back to the grind

Had an Ah-MAY-zing few days off with my boo who came to visit me!!!

It was really really REALLY hard to get up and go to work by 6am today… I don’t think that’s a proper way to end a mini-vacation!


I think I found my favourite restaurant

I saw this movie yesterday in IMAX and it was awesome!

(Reblogged from fwarg)

Yeaaahhhh… This was a great find at the store today